You know what sucks? Pinball Quest. Unless you're good at it but Rusty isn't.

Never has Rusty wanted a sidekick so bad. How cool would it be to have your own blob run around do adventure stuff with?

Rusty's not real sure of the game's name or box art but under the hood is a pretty fun time. What the hell is going on? Ya know? Whatever, it's fun.

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Boy, that name is just weird but the game is actually quite a good time. If you have a friend, it's probably a better time. Rusty seems to like it and explains how it works.

You might expect the game to be pretty badass but Rusty explains that it's not as cool as it looks. It can be fun but it's gonna take some time for you to like it.

Rusty remembers when ol Marc Summers used to host this show on Nickelodeon. Unfortunately, the game, while true to the show's format, sucks a fat log according to our redneck guru.

nanananananananana BATMAN! What does Rusty think of the caped crusader's first game on the NES? Find out!

Rusty shares the first game he ever did beat. Guerrilla War is all about shootin' dudes and riding in tanks. If you like a lot of boom booms, a forgiving continue system, and Che then this game is for you.

Who won the Polykill Photoshop Contest? Find out! We show off our top 9 entries and explain why they're so damn funny. Thanks to everyone who participated!

There's nothing Rusty loves more than a good fight, whether he's watching one from a distance or in the middle of it himself. That's why Urban Champion really gets him excited. You gotta punch dudes into a manhole on the street, it's so urban, it's so champion. Check it out!

Rusty is excited to show ya'll Little Mermaid on the regular. It's not a hard game but one he thinks all ya'll orta play because it's fun and well made. He also quite likes the movie.

Rusty is back and he finds a game he doesn't particularly like... Beetlejuice for NES. It was programmed by Rare but still has that LJN sticker on it which explains a lot. Did the people who made it ever even see the stinking movie? Rusty doubts it.

We watch the CartridgeBros cut up, make random noises, and pound coffee until time for the episode. Seriously, what is wrong with us?

How does anything ever get done before a Polykill episode? Jake and Trav discuss the term perishable, figure out what to talk about for future episodes, sing (maybe?), and laugh. Getting the show started is tough as Trav forgets how to speak. Jake spends a good portion of this time pouring Coke Zero into a Polykill mug as if that's a normal thing people do. It's all dumb.

Trav and Jake accomplish nothing in the moments leading up to Episode 48. The hosts occasionally break into song and Jake accidentally has his computer spout out super loud music that scares Trav. This is all really dumb and it's your fault if you watch it.

Trav and Jake talk about how to address the #justbeatit's for the hashtag segment of the show. They finally get rolling but Trav gets lost after Jake kicks some cables. Then, Jake trolls Trav and breaks his train of thought. The show finally gets off the ground.

Prior to episode 46, Trav and Jake discuss their ignorance of cars, the structure of the show, and Jake almost pukes.

Trav and Jake prepare the equipment for their Skype call with The Flock of Nerds.  Trav commits to his speech warmups while Jake pipes 80's music into their ears.  A lot of bad singing commences prior to the Flock arriving for the show.

Hi, I’m Simon Belmont and I just went on a crazy ass adventure.  Ya know, back in 1688 I was telling some fellas down at the local inn as I was passing through that someone “oughta take a whip and beat ol Dracula right in the fucking mouth with it” and then we all had a toast and a good laugh.   Well, here I am three years later to the day almost to tell you I did just that.  It was crazy.