How does anything ever get done before a Polykill episode? Jake and Trav discuss the term perishable, figure out what to talk about for future episodes, sing (maybe?), and laugh. Getting the show started is tough as Trav forgets how to speak. Jake spends a good portion of this time pouring Coke Zero into a Polykill mug as if that's a normal thing people do. It's all dumb.

Trav and Jake accomplish nothing in the moments leading up to Episode 48. The hosts occasionally break into song and Jake accidentally has his computer spout out super loud music that scares Trav. This is all really dumb and it's your fault if you watch it.