I have been holding off playing my Sega Master System ever since I changed out my CRT’s for PVM’s because I needed to get RGB cables to hook the console up to those fresh, sexy professional video monitors. Unfortunately, for a few months, my RGB cable/amphetamine dealer did not have those particular cables in stock. But finally, after what seemed like YEARS, I went to check  and the Master System cables were in stock so I tossed those in my cart with some uppers to boot and was ready to get my party started. The cables arrived just yesterday and I needed a game to play and test the system out on so I could see just how sexily wonderful the PVM’s made the Master System look.

Is it all a dream? Or is it a sweet-ass game about a dude with a sword hunting down a dragon?

VROOOOM! Rusty wants to talk about another top down racer. This one is made by Tengen. You know, the weird cartridges.

Mech dinosaurs. Alien planets. Shooting buttholes. This game has just about everything a boy between the ages of 4 and 54 would love. Is it good though?

The winter olympics are in the past and Rusty things the past is where the NES game Winter Games should stay as well.

You know what sucks? Pinball Quest. Unless you're good at it but Rusty isn't.

You might expect the game to be pretty badass but Rusty explains that it's not as cool as it looks. It can be fun but it's gonna take some time for you to like it.

Rusty remembers when ol Marc Summers used to host this show on Nickelodeon. Unfortunately, the game, while true to the show's format, sucks a fat log according to our redneck guru.

nanananananananana BATMAN! What does Rusty think of the caped crusader's first game on the NES? Find out!

Rusty shares the first game he ever did beat. Guerrilla War is all about shootin' dudes and riding in tanks. If you like a lot of boom booms, a forgiving continue system, and Che then this game is for you.

Rusty is excited to show ya'll Little Mermaid on the regular. It's not a hard game but one he thinks all ya'll orta play because it's fun and well made. He also quite likes the movie.

Rusty is back and he finds a game he doesn't particularly like... Beetlejuice for NES. It was programmed by Rare but still has that LJN sticker on it which explains a lot. Did the people who made it ever even see the stinking movie? Rusty doubts it.

Here's another exciting and informative entry to Rusty's review series where he continues his quest to uncover the most sought after and overlooked games history has to offer.  You'll never believe what he dug up this week!