How does anything ever get done before a Polykill episode? Jake and Trav discuss the term perishable, figure out what to talk about for future episodes, sing (maybe?), and laugh. Getting the show started is tough as Trav forgets how to speak. Jake spends a good portion of this time pouring Coke Zero into a Polykill mug as if that's a normal thing people do. It's all dumb.

Hi, I’m Simon Belmont and I just went on a crazy ass adventure.  Ya know, back in 1688 I was telling some fellas down at the local inn as I was passing through that someone “oughta take a whip and beat ol Dracula right in the fucking mouth with it” and then we all had a toast and a good laugh.   Well, here I am three years later to the day almost to tell you I did just that.  It was crazy.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to snow board down a mountain?  What about getting sentenced to Gautamo Bay? What about GUANATANMO BAY?  Find out in this video!

Trav and Jake play Comix Zone, a classic Genesis game stylized like a comic book. Neither had played the game before and it shows