Travplaysgames: A Very Castlevania Adventure

Hi, I’m Simon Belmont and I just went on a crazy ass adventure.  Ya know, back in 1688 I was telling some fellas down at the local inn as I was passing through that someone “oughta take a whip and beat ol Dracula right in the fucking mouth with it” and then we all had a toast and a good laugh.   Well, here I am three years later to the day almost to tell you I did just that.  It was crazy.